hey, i'm back now, and hopefully i'll start posting more regularly.   i don't feel too bad for not posting, cause kat (zanytabby85) posts enough for the both of us. btw, y'all be sure to pray for her and her family right now as her great aunt just passed away. well, that's all for now. ~jordy <o>

Stan: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": Well, my idea of a perfect date would be April 23rd. Because it's not too warm or too cold, and all you need is a light jacket.

"Of couse he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!"

Kathy Morningside: I would much rather cancel the show than have my girls blown up.
Stan Fields: Especially without their knowledge.

heyhey...i thought i'd *actually* post today.   i've thought about writing something just about everyday since my last post, but i've been so busy! sorry about the lack of updates.   okay...so i don't really have anything to say...and i need to go finish packing (my suitcase is getting *so* heavy!), but i'll leave you with a few quotes:

Jordy's Completely Useless Quotes of the Day:

[Ordering Food] Sonny: Julian, what do you want? Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup. ~ Big Daddy  (that quote just kinda spoke to me.  i was really craving some ketchup....and ya know, every time i go to a fast food restaurant i have to resist only ordering ketchup packets )

Nursing Home Orderly: "Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today."
Old Woman: "My fingers hurt."
Nursing Home Orderly: "What's that?"
Old Woman: "My fingers hurt."
Nursing Home Orderly: "Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ...I didn't think so." ~ Happy Gilmore (i decided to have an adam sandler theme today )

"...Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, baby." ~ also from Happy Gilmore (i always say that to the boys when they won't go to sleep) see y'all later, ~jordy <o>

okay, you really need to take the princess bride quiz and tell me which character you are.  i know, i know, it's craptastic, but i think you should humor this poor, sick, nerdy (yeah...once again, thanks whit ) friend of yours and take the stinkin' quiz.  i'm done now. ~jordy <o>

btw...only 15 days! (whit, i'll be gone 2 1/2 weeks)